NINJAS VS. PIRATES

WTF its between ninjas and pirates and zach until you choose pirates its never over.

Footie wrote:

...other than matts kinky graph which i liked.

kudos to you matt, but it does nothing in this conversation to prove one side is better...

Thanks, Zach. I wasn't aware that this was a serious discussion, though. I mean, you say it is in the OP, but come one. Ninjas vs. pirates? As you say, there is no fact to support either pwning the other. The real question we should be asking is 'Cavemen or astronauts?'.

Chris, you're a mod. You could totally lock this thread. It really has gotten kind of out of hand...

[EDIT] And, Batman's a ninja...

[EDIT Again!] It's over when a moderator locks the thread... what Zach says has nothing to do with it. Despite him being for ninjas, he's been quite reasonable. This has gotten way psycho... people are taking it WAY too seriously.

Mister PEB wrote:

Footie wrote:

...other than matts kinky graph which i liked.

kudos to you matt, but it does nothing in this conversation to prove one side is better...

Thanks, Zach. I wasn't aware that this was a serious discussion, though. I mean, you say it is in the OP, but come one. Ninjas vs. pirates? As you say, there is no fact to support either pwning the other. The real question we should be asking is 'Cavemen or astronauts?'.

Chris, you're a mod. You could totally lock this thread. It really has gotten kind of out of hand...

[EDIT] And, Batman's a ninja...

man on fire ahahahahahah

Chris Moore wrote:

I would like to end this discussion once and for all by telling you that a ninja would beat a pirate hands down. They are faster, harder to see, can dodge bullets, and they know some kind of martial arts. Some can even bend time, or jump really high! Most can bounce off walls too. I wouldn't want to face a ninja, that's for sure..

ok, well incase you haven't heard, 'pirates' are actually working on a way of invisibility. Of course, right now its only on a subatomic or atomic level, but its real. See, the government has a group called the pirates, and they have been working on a way to take light and bend it around an atom, so it doesn't bounce back and hit your eyes, and so you cant see it. now, can ninjas do that?

omg. daniel, what dont you get about what i said in my last 2 posts, and matt said in his last post?

GO RUDY!

Zach you have started this and it probably wont end for a while so just stop trying...its opinions remember we just happen to have gotten it to the point where we are just proving that pirates are hotter and better then ninjas and it is really just for fun no one is taking this extremely serious so dont get all pissy about it. and if anyone is taking this serious it is an opinion but hey it is quiet amusing....so lay back and you dont have to read or respond to it zach.

hmm...

i do enjoy a good sea shanty every now and then, but since i've been involved in martial arts half of my life, i am going to say ninjas.

plus, ninjas have ask a ninja.

ask a ninja > disney movie

i love how people are taking this thread so seriously...

k a i t l y n wrote:

i love how people are taking this thread so seriously...

*caughlikesaracaugh*

ummhum...

Duh ur all dumb if u said a pirate would win if a stupid drunk guy with a one shot hand gun and a crappy sword were to go up against a fully skilled and trained ninja with actual battle tactics not shoot the hell out of ther boat the pirate would get killed even if the ninja didnt have any weapons because the pirate would probably be singing some dumb song anyways and not even realize he was just killed and is in davy jones locker so yes a [/b]NINJA WOULD DESTROY A PIRATE[b]

You got your bold tags mixed up, Delong...

i laugh at you delong!!! i think someone should become a ninja and then find a drunken pirate and see what happens.

saraz. wrote:

... i think someone should become a ninja and then find a drunken pirate and see what happens.

um yeah.... thats gana work?

ha! neither the pirate nor the ninja would win! the pirate would stumble around like a drunk fool and the ninja would do crazy black flips and bust wooden boards over his head until finally the conflict gets so large that the democrats attempt to resolve it. after the democrats only make the situation worse by "talking it out" and sending the pirate to rehab, a republican would clean up the mess, therefore winning the fight. .

The only Republican I can think of who has cleaned up a mess is Abe Lincoln. And that's when Republicans were liberal.

and the only democratic president i can think of who did an adequate job of cleaning up a mess is franklin roosevelt, and that was back when it didn't matter if you were liberal or conservative, cuz everyone was kick-ass

Chris wrote:

and the only democratic president i can think of who did an adequate job of cleaning up a mess is franklin roosevelt, and that was back when it didn't matter if you were liberal or conservative, being american was enough

Clinton cleaned up the budget and economy hard-core...

[EDIT] Carter did everything he could to clean up Vietnam, and he failed through no fault of his own...

but nixon, though bad with his naughty personal life, was one of the greatest minds for foreign relations EVA

No, Clinton had a naughty personal life. Nixon had a naughty public and political life, which is why Clinton was still a fantastic president and Nixon was a crook.

ninjas would kick pirate booty, hands down... pirates are just alcholics with bad grammar... ninjas are frikin' awesome!!!!! ninjas have portable swords and stuff, and all pirates have are canonns and they are too heavy to carry around... so, psha...


what's with political talk?

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if con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of Progress???

The conversation about pirates has sorta ended and plus you need to read threw it before you say anything!!!

howeve true that may be sara, i do want to add this in. in history class, we were in the cpu lab. somehow i managed to look up ninjas on google. and i found that ninjas DID have cannons. and bombs.

let's not change the subject now children! thinking of how the bushes have done with their combined political affairs records, they make the U.S. look like maple story (fun for free for the rest of the world)

yeah, ive noticed that all discussions on here end up on a different topic... ninjas and pirates to politics, and theres the whole trombone video to goths thing... its odd...