NINJAS VS. PIRATES

smilligan wrote:

Ninja's all the way pirates rely too much on material objects ie. sword, pistol, cannon ect. but ninjas can do hand to hand combat and also use whatever they have in their enviornment.

buddy, pirates are masters of the most difficult type of hand to hand combat ever: the bar fight. They can swing and put shattering punches into your skull, and can do it while drunk. Afterwards the go make it a sexy time. That is why pirates rock

tleirich wrote:

1. I forgot to mention shurikens. Do pirates have little stars to throw? I think not.
2. Minjas. Midget ninjas.
3. My appologies, Matt. Ship, not boat.
4. Sara, stop calling everything hot.

hahaha, minjas, i saw that episode...........anyway. First off, pirates were not always drunk, they just drank rum instead of water, and could navigate a hurricane, so i hope they could aim a cannon. Also, a minjas couldn't even come close to the might of a midget pirate, ones, that are more agile then your mom. And thats pretty hard to beat. Also, please people, don't forget airships, the one thing that makes pirates so dominating. Finally, yes pirates are hot, but only because they have muscular and skinny, not for their teeth, and sara likes to pretend that everything is hot so she could kiss it. Exactly.

Sorry Zach but it happens true that Pirates are HOT!!!



Thanks Dan

tleirich wrote:

1. I forgot to mention shurikens. Do pirates have little stars to throw? I think not.
<Snip>

Bullets!!!!!

[EDIT] And Chuck Norris is totally a pirate.

Bullets are a hell of a lot harder to dodge... then little star things.

Dan the Man wrote:

Also, please people, don't forget airships, the one thing that makes pirates so dominating.

dan, can we keep it to things that pirates use IN REAL LIFE!!!

Footie wrote:

Dan the Man wrote:

Also, please people, don't forget airships, the one thing that makes pirates so dominating.

dan, can we keep it to things that pirates use IN REAL LIFE!!!

Dude, can we then keep it to things that ninjas do in REAL LIFE?!?!?!
Everyone knows that ninjas couldn't really do all that Crouching Tiger stuff you ninja morons keep going on about.

Mister PEB wrote:

Footie wrote:

Dan the Man wrote:

Also, please people, don't forget airships, the one thing that makes pirates so dominating.

dan, can we keep it to things that pirates use IN REAL LIFE!!!

Dude, can we then keep it to things that ninjas do in REAL LIFE?!?!?!
Everyone knows that ninjas couldn't really do all that Crouching Tiger stuff you ninja morons keep going on about.

Oh Snap!!! got you there did he not? and Pirates are still happening if i do remember straight....Some Pirates attacked a Cruise Ship in the Bremuta( yes i know that is wrong) Sea Area i believe off the Coast of Africa i think... with Bazookas.... and they actually did get on the boat and steal things....so ninjas are not exactly still around

saraz. wrote:

Mister PEB wrote:

Footie wrote:

Dan the Man wrote:

Also, please people, don't forget airships, the one thing that makes pirates so dominating.

dan, can we keep it to things that pirates use IN REAL LIFE!!!

Dude, can we then keep it to things that ninjas do in REAL LIFE?!?!?!
Everyone knows that ninjas couldn't really do all that Crouching Tiger stuff you ninja morons keep going on about.

Oh Snap!!! got you there did he not? and Pirates are still happening if i do remember straight....Some Pirates attacked a Cruise Ship in the Bremuta( yes i know that is wrong) Sea Area i believe off the Coast of Africa i think... with Bazookas.... and they actually did get on the boat and steal things....so ninjas are not exactly still around

yea, if you can walk on water then we can have ships in the air, heck, there a lot more sources about airships then water-walking ninjas

Besides, pirates are good for global warming. Look:

Dan the Man wrote:

saraz. wrote:

Mister PEB wrote:

Footie wrote:

Dan the Man wrote:

Also, please people, don't forget airships, the one thing that makes pirates so dominating.

dan, can we keep it to things that pirates use IN REAL LIFE!!!

Dude, can we then keep it to things that ninjas do in REAL LIFE?!?!?!
Everyone knows that ninjas couldn't really do all that Crouching Tiger stuff you ninja morons keep going on about.

Oh Snap!!! got you there did he not? and Pirates are still happening if i do remember straight....Some Pirates attacked a Cruise Ship in the Bremuta( yes i know that is wrong) Sea Area i believe off the Coast of Africa i think... with Bazookas.... and they actually did get on the boat and steal things....so ninjas are not exactly still around

yea, if you can walk on water then we can have ships in the air, heck, there a lot more sources about airships then water-walking ninjas

And Airships can go over any obstacle i mean
Pirates can go on water and the air if ninjas can only go in the water then their advantages have been cut in half.



and they are hot!!

I'm so glad my input is appreciated.

saraz. wrote:

Bullets are a hell of a lot harder to dodge... then little star things.

Not when ninjas throw them!


Seriously, if you call one more thing hot, I'm gonna stab the wall with a spoon. It's weird.

tleirich wrote:

saraz. wrote:

Bullets are a hell of a lot harder to dodge... then little star things.

Not when ninjas throw them!


Seriously, if you call one more thing hot, I'm gonna stab the wall with a spoon. It's weird.

Have you ever seen a ninja throw a shuriken? Anyway, a shuriken will only kill if it's thrown into a vital area- e.g. head or heart. A flintlock will kill just about anywhere.

So frankly ninja liking people Pirates are hot!!! they are good for the environment, support penguins, are hot, can go in the air and the water, use all kinds of weapons, are still around, they are hot!! and they get to drink rum!!!

whoa whoa whoa hold on a sec. i never said anything about ninjas walking on water. and there is no evidence that i have seen against a ninja being on a boat at any time.

also, WHAT THE HECK!!! pirates did not have airships. nowadays those people are called terrorists NOT PIRATES!!!. and they do it for a different reason! can we keep this serious? not any of this airship and walk on water BS? Criss Angel is the only person able to walk on water DUH

just kidding.

seriously though. keep this to real facts, things you know to happen, nothing u saw in a movie, tv show or a video game. tomorrow afternoon im going to go through all of this and im going to make a list. the list will be made up of REAL facts supporting or against both sides. no airships or anything like that. Johnny Depp will not count

Roh915 wrote:

ok first of a sara u need a life all real life pirates arent hot.

Ninjas all the way how the heck r u gonna c a camflouged ninja when ur drunk u cant even walk in a straight lines i have 2 go wit ninjas im wit u zach and john

i feel grammar's pain..

Chris Moore wrote:

Roh915 wrote:

ok first of a sara u need a life all real life pirates arent hot.

Ninjas all the way how the heck r u gonna c a camflouged ninja when ur drunk u cant even walk in a straight lines i have 2 go wit ninjas im wit u zach and john

i feel grammar's pain..

Yeah, I'm fairly certain 'wit' is something Rohan has no idea how to use... get it, pun? I'm so sharp I'll cut myself, ahahaha!

[EDIT] @footie: Water walking was mentioned. I know you said nothing about it, but it's there. As I have said, no Crouching Tiger crap. Stick to the facts, and you'll find that pirates kick arse!

PIRATES!!!! YARRRRRR!

AHHHH please only pirates or ninjas talk only!!! grammar section for this please!!! AHHHHH!!!

Footie wrote:

whoa whoa whoa hold on a sec. i never said anything about ninjas walking on water. and there is no evidence that i have seen against a ninja being on a boat at any time.

also, WHAT THE HECK!!! pirates did not have airships. nowadays those people are called terrorists NOT PIRATES!!!. and they do it for a different reason! can we keep this serious? not any of this airship and walk on water BS? Criss Angel is the only person able to walk on water DUH

just kidding.

seriously though. keep this to real facts, things you know to happen, nothing u saw in a movie, tv show or a video game. tomorrow afternoon im going to go through all of this and im going to make a list. the list will be made up of REAL facts supporting or against both sides. no airships or anything like that. Johnny Depp will not count

then neither does chuch norris, and incase you are mentally ill, i would hope you remember the burning of one famous airship, that was tested on Mythbusters to be because of the paint on it. Yes, thats an airship.

Oh, and P.S. Chris Angel is a thief. Please respect the true master, Mr. Harry Houdini!!!

I love pirates to death......but ninjas...I mean come on...
Fun drunk pirate vs. ninja....

I am gonna have to say ninja.........as much as I hate to.......

Dan the Man wrote:

Footie wrote:

whoa whoa whoa hold on a sec. i never said anything about ninjas walking on water. and there is no evidence that i have seen against a ninja being on a boat at any time.

also, WHAT THE HECK!!! pirates did not have airships. nowadays those people are called terrorists NOT PIRATES!!!. and they do it for a different reason! can we keep this serious? not any of this airship and walk on water BS? Criss Angel is the only person able to walk on water DUH

just kidding.

seriously though. keep this to real facts, things you know to happen, nothing u saw in a movie, tv show or a video game. tomorrow afternoon im going to go through all of this and im going to make a list. the list will be made up of REAL facts supporting or against both sides. no airships or anything like that. Johnny Depp will not count

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Oh, and P.S. Chris Angel is a thief. Please respect the true master, Mr. Harry Houdini!!!

And Jesus! He could walk on water AND turn it to wine... BIZATCH!!!!!

(tara)Chandler wrote:

I love pirates to death......but ninjas...I mean come on...
Fun drunk pirate vs. ninja....

I am gonna have to say ninja.........as much as I hate to.......

oh come on, a pirate, even drunk, would be able to beat a ninja

So Chris, Pirates or Ninjas


P.S. My whole family is for Pirates!!!!!!!!